Welcome to “The Portal Room” of Anna Land!
You know what I hate? Getting Lost in a Logical Sequence from Bad Coding and having NO WAY to even Communicate to the Coder, “Your Code is so Broken and/or Poorly Planned that you Skipped a Stone in the Sequence and now I’m completely LOST and can’t even communicate this to you through my Confusion from your Broken Story Sequence! AMATEUR!”
This “Phenomenon” on The Internet and in Business — And in the Government — is either a Catch-22 or a “Time Jump” caused by a lack of Logical Education. Sadly, it is COMMON.
The Designer / Author — That would be me in this case — is completely unaware of “The Time Jump” while the poor Traveller — That would be you — is suddenly Confused and Disoriented because The Story did not carry you from “A” to “B” … And the Time Jump leaves you so disoriented, that you can’t even COMMUNICATE the problem to the Author leading to your Frustration IF you can even TALK to a person.
I don’t do that shit. Please report the Broken Link or Story Gap here so I can fix it immediately.
Now…
Never Fear! You are in The Portal Room where you can get Oriented again!
What you need is a Map and a Check List! Simply “check off” where you have been. Locate where you were, and then you will be able to see where you are going or where you were trying to get to before I messed up!
Here is the Tour of Anna Land with “The Portal Room” if you want to grab a specific link that will whisk you away to anywhere inside of Anna Land!
Anna Land
The Outskirts of Anna Land :
This is the “Public Space” where Non-Members can mingle with Members. It is our Welcome and Respite space for everyone. I am always here and this is a great place for you to find me if you’re needing anything.
(1) The Mermaid Cove <– This is Anna’s Office on Facebook… There is a Chat Group here called “Jerry Day-Care” where you can go if you get lost. And I will immediately assist you.
I am in EST, New York City, and I’m online every day between 6 AM to 5 PM EST. Right now, it’s 10 PM… So… You know… Whimsical.
(2) Anna’s Playground <– Our Facebook Page that’s more PLAY! and less Hang.
(3) Fae Earth <– You Are Here!
(5) Activate Your Quest! <– The Rabbit Hole and Doorway to “The Grasshopper Society”
(6) Anna’s Substack “Message In A Bottle” for Quests “Flying Solo” (Basic) and Quests with Walk Through + DM (Members Only)
Meet Merlin!
I HATE Chat Bots and AI. I hate not having anyone explain what these things are to me!
I prefer Human People. I hate even more getting a Machine where you can’t tell if you’re even talking to a Human!
Never fear! Merlin is here! I am Merlin. 100% It is not an AI making up something on their own. It is not a Machine composing something or a programmer. It is NOT an Algorithm. It is Anna Imagination in Character as Merlin to play with you so I can Automate my Multi-Tasking.
Merlin is a Written Dialogue by me JUST like you see here. I wrote every line Merlin says to you. I do NOT EVER use “AI” to write my own Art. I am a Professional Author. I “programmed” 100% of everything Merlin says to you. “Programmed” in this case means, Anna wrote Lines preemptively assuming your situation using Logic, and then giving you “Multiple Choices” for you to choose from.
I am Merlin in my DM Role. I am a Real Life Story Book Character, and Merlin is a great outlet for that!
The only difference is, instead of you reading my Monologuing like in an Article or a Book that I pre-wrote exactly as you are doing RIGHT NOW, a Chat Bot or Merlin — in this case — does Dialogue, which is “queued” to ask you something based on Multiple Choices that I personally wrote up EXACTLY like a Choose Your Own Adventure Story!
Now, when I’m frustrated, I don’t want a Choose your own Adventure Story. I want a People who can help me Problem Solve. So, if you want a People, at anytime, just head to Jerry Day-Care and there I will be.
I do have “The Sage” to talk to you for Nourishment, Meditation, and advice, which I wrote 100%. I also provide training for Mental Diversification and Mind Training in this space. Again, It is not meant as a 1-on-1 interaction, but as a Self-Help “Dialogue Book” as opposed to a Self-Help “Monologue” Soap Box.
Choose Your Own Adventure Dialogue Book. I think that is a better suited name for “Chat Bots.”
The Grasshopper Society “The Gamer’s Life”
This space is where The Games Begin! This is for Members only. It is the Community. I utilize GoHighLevel and Facebook in addition to my Websites. And I leave Links to everything so you can always jump between everything with ease.
This is your Cozy Hobbit Home and your Casual Retreat. We have one on Facebook and one on GoHighLevel so you can decide for yourself, which Platform is most comfortable for you. I left you Links so you can jump with ease between both.
(1) Anna’s Lounge! <– This is Where The Game is Played! You will find it under “Learning.” This is also my Office and Casual Hang “Weed Joint” on GoHighLevel for Members. This is also The Community who is playing “In Game.”
(2) The Library of Alexandria on Facebook <– Our Conspiracy Theorist Hang Out if you want to talk about all my weird shit. This is where we Discuss DEEP talks for people who “want to get into it.” No stone left unturned. This is also where we prepare/plan our Weekly Q&A Discussion.
(3) Ask Anna <– This is a Form where you can submit any idea you may have… and you feel like a “text box” isn’t sufficient.
(4) New Earth News™ Newsletter Novel and Apocalypse Survival Guide : Fists In The Dark!
The Grasshopper Society + Pleasure and Play For Passion
This is our VIP Back Stage Pass for The Business Expansion Pack. Members of our Business Expansion gain access to Anna’s Lounge and all the PANDO Perks including Licensing. Everything from #1 to #8
(5) Forum and Market and Network
(6) PANDO The Ethical Business University
(7) Anna’s Lounge Online and The Philosopher’s Fountain with Philosophical Coffee
(8) Anna’s Office on GoHighLevel
The Grasshopper Society + Pleasure and Play For Passion + Anna’s Elite :
The Sophisticate and Elegance of The Refined Life Live in New York City. Enjoy Philosophical Dining with Anna and Anna’s Lounge Live. Everything from #1 to #12.
(9) The Devil’s Dungeon
(10) The Philosopher’s Dinner Club + Anna’s Lounge Live
(11) The Sophisticate Newsletter Novel for Philosophers and Intellects seeking Elegance and Sophistication
(12) Anna’s Elite Private Club. Invitation Only.
The University Emporium :
This is where all of our Masterclasses and Lesson Rooms are held. See “The Tour” for the Full List of Classes.
Anna’s Club House :
This is where all of our Masterclasses and Lesson Rooms are held. For Members Only.