This is a short story I wrote on 19 November 2007. It was the day I literally began writing. This piece depicts a normal day in my life… perfectly. Well… up until the end. STRAWS AND CAMELS Sophie walked down the hall. Her hands shook from the anger that swelled in her chest as her […]
Memoirs
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!! Reader! Sweet reader! I have been looking EVERYWHERE for this short story! I FINALLY FOUND IT!! It’s been missing since 2007! Here it is in all it’s wonderful glory!! I wrote this on 19 November 2007. One year later, 21 November 2008, I would find my […]
Eladrin Stones: Table of Contents
If you are easily offended by swearing, debauchery, and Jack Black you probably will be offended by The Eladrin Stones. But if you love Skyrim, Cards Against Humanity, and D&D—and are 18+—you have come to the right place! The Blurb When the oddest group of miscreants wake in the cellars of a howling hag, they […]
The Adventures of Elisareth and Anbethturil
At 4,929 words (and growing) I will be breaking this up into 700 word chapters and posting this under my blog within the first week in May…or perhaps today (1 May 2015) if I’m looking for something to do. I have only broken up the first two chapters and have more work to do on […]
HMS Slush Brain
H.M.S. Slush Brain: A gaggle of inebriated yard-armies doin’ their best to console, prod, comfort and encourage each other to do their baddest damn bestest at everything–especially their written’. Arrrghhh. – Matthew William Harrill. I do so love the Slush Brain! I invented the noun to describe the state of mind a writer achieves after […]
The HMS Slush Brain: Debauched Voyages (Part 2)
Schneider: If I was going to name an article of clothing Daryl- it wouldn’t be my boots 🙂 Chrysler: I see me standing there so cool like in my hero pose, and you’re on your hands and knees, licking my feet. That’s going in the book, Cindy. Dreece: LOL! Chrysler: LMAO Schneider: Only if your […]
The HMS Slush Brain: Debauched Voyages (Part 1)
One particular day around January 2015, four writers (myself included) came together and brainstormed one weird fantasy in a DM (Direct Message) on Twitter. What began as idle conversation over Star Trek, developed into one far-fetched D&D RPG fantasy. Enjoy! The HMS Slush Brain: Debauched Voyages (Part 1) Previously Known as “Daryl Dixon: The Zany […]
The Holodeck: Part #16
Still one of my favorite posts… Sugie: DUH Duh duh. [dramatic notes] Angela: Rushing in, Ben catches the tripwire Angela had strung and he falls flat on his face. “Heheheheheheheeee…. Hahahahahahahahahahaaa… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” Angela lights a match, a cigarette, takes a draw and smiles. “My plan worked. You just couldn’t stay away.” Angela cocks her gun […]
The Holodeck: Part #15
Angela: The corridors were long and dark… and long. The smell of ancient humidity contained within the ruins of Machu Piccu sent a stale chill down Angela’s throat as she followed the path deeper into the pyramid’s core. Any moment now. Angela paused to listen. She was most assuredly alone. But not for long. A […]
The Holodeck: Part #14
BCP3O: “Red? RED! Have you no sense of decency? No SHAME?” Benedict’s shrill voice carried even to the ground fighters below. “This will clash horribly with my wardrobe! I’m a winter, you twit!” Still flailing his arms and complaining loudly about the splash of red paint, he peered over Jaselyn’s shoulder as she fussed with […]