With his auspicious swag, Bergen saunters on over to the bar he built for himself on his blog and lit the pipe he stuffed with Nordic pipe grass. After lighting the leaf, he takes a few draws and grins. “Hey.” Bergen drops himself down into the chair. “Due to Angela’s negligence, I have promoted myself […]
“Still with us?”
This page is part of the tour. “Excellent!” Angela says. “Now that you’ve seen my zany ways and quirky sense of humor, I’d like to turn the humor down and show you my more somber side.”
“Teach me a lesson…”
This page is part of the tour. Bergen scoffs. “I’d like to see her try. I’m hijacking this tour,” says Bergen then pries off the top to a bottle of Angela’s Guinness with his teeth and gulps down a mouthful of beer before continuing. “That’s right. If I leave it to her, she’ll only […]
Hello again…
This page is part of the tour. Before I send you to the final stop, I wanted to say thank you once again for taking the tour. Here you may complete the tour or, if you wish to see it from the beginning, click on the button below.
Take a Tour
This page is part of the tour. “Welcome!” the Author smiles. “And thank you so much for stopping by. I am Angela B. Chrysler: multi-genre author, music lover, philosopher, and nerd. And this…” She waves indifferently at the 6’2” Nordic prince beside her. “This is Bergen.” “Hey,” Bergen says with a nod and a sly, […]
Bergen vs. the Author
This page is part of the tour. “This is me just writing to encourage the creative juices,” Angela says. “I can’t write today.” 🙁 Once upon a time, there was Bergen. “Really?” Bergen asked, looking up from the white page at the Author. “Yes!” The Author said back. “Bergen!” Bergen was a spoiled […]
Did you know…
Kurt Vonnegut (Slaughterhouse 5) and Joseph Heller (Catch-22) served together in WWII. In both books, Slaughterhouse 5 and Catch-22, each author refers to the other. Reading Catch-22 encouraged me to pick up Slaughterhouse 5 after seeing Heller speak so respectfully of “an author he served with named Vonnegut”.
Update on The Eladrin Stones
When I first posted the Eladrin Stones way back when, I was new to blogging and didn’t think a 4,400 word chapter was a stretch. *Face palm…waits a moment while the reader shakes their head at the blogger* I have since caught on to the “keep it less than 1,000 words…500 is better” rule, and […]