Anna Sunshine Imagination, Goddess of Wisdom, Weed, Sunshine, Humor, and Play. Satan’s Wife, Queen of The Darkness, The Subconscious Mind Whisperer.
I am The Wizard who Gamified The Apocalypse with “Escape Life! : The Game.” I am the Merlin In Your Pocket with a Post for every Facet.
I am deep.
They said, “End of Days!” and I said, “Party at my place!”
I have a Podcast called “This Podcast is NOT a Conspiracy.” I have a Business called “Anna’s Playground” where I invented Philanthropic Capitalism — It’s a thing — while smoking weed and hosting Book Clubs in The Library of Alexandria while DM-ing a Global-Wide IRL RPG for Adults.
My “Office” is The Mermaid Cove. I wear a crown to work… and a Pusheen Onesie.
And this is my Business Card :
That’s who I am.
And then I take those Profits and I build a Free Educational System inside a “Done-For-You Homeschooling System” that I give to the world so your kids can grow up like Gen X, as cool as Gen X… but without all the Trauma.
There is smart.
There is Genius.
There is Einstein.
There is Anna 6 Months ago.
And then there is so Smart that you can be cool, play games, wear a crown, DM 8 Billion people at the same time while pretending to be a Mermaid as you get high and explain the Science of Magic and Jediology in Pop Culture slang and Star Wars references all while watching Rick and Morty.
I found The God Code and The Science and Psychology of Wisdom… and I used it on myself in 1995, and I’m still cooking. My Done time is scheduled for July 2026… and then I have NO idea what’s going to happen after that!
Mainly because I like surprises and I want to BE surprised!
I found The Philosopher’s Stone after I completed The Quest for The Holy Grail. I may or may not be one of the Gods everyone is waiting for. As you get to know me, you get to wonder if I’m serious or not.
The time leading up to July 2026 is going to be VERY interesting.
Play with me! –> Activate your Quest