Welcome To The First Corner Of The Universe
(This is The Quest For Avalon And University Of Isis Website. This is The Origin Of Anna Land, The Radical Global Healing Plan, The Quest For Avalon, And University Of Isis. This is where it all Began, Preserved for Questers to find The Clues Buried here within)
All Definition is Made up of Two Points : The Truth and Lie. The Esoteric Point “A” is Truth. The Exoteric Point “B” is Lie.
Without “A” and “B” Both Known And Defined at The 3rd Degree Of Comprehension, Truth Nor Lie can Be Known.
This Blind Spot is called Axiomatic Blindness, which is Proven In Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem.
We Need “B” so We can Know “A.”
I Gift The World with “A.” Humans Have “B.” When you Put them together, Only Then — According to Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem — Do You UNDERSTAND.
My Gift of “A” is Discovered ONLY In The Quest For Avalon. ONLY The Humble Learner who Surrenders ALL Hubris, Bias, and Prejudice may Enter.
If you want to Talk with me, Step into My Office. I only speak — In Depth — to Registered Questers.
To Enter The University Of Isis, Speak To Loth. Seek Out The Chest Of Destiny. You have to Play And Quest Your Way To Me via A Treasure Map.
I Exist Only In Story. All Story. For I am Mythos. I am Older Than Time who is My Husband. I am The Mother Of The Muses. I am The Goddess Of Magic. I am The Goddess Of Science.
Plutarch called me Isis, which means “Knowledge In Motion.”
After you Speak To Loth, Register For The Quest For Avalon and Make The Journey Through The Great Story To Find Me.
What I am doing now…
The Introduction and Back Story is in My Bio. For Context, read My Bio to “Get On The Same Page” before reading this.
Every Day, I start my Day Right in The Apocalypse Room.
I then head to The Treasure Chest Tavern And Inn for Philosophical Weed Circle and Symposium where I welcome Outsiders to look through The Alchemist’s Window into The Kaleidoscope Kitchen for My Peripatetic Journey.
I head to The Cauldron, then to The Healing Garden Inner Sanctuary. Then, I head to The Point, Story Book Magic Headquarters.
This All Is The University Of Isis’ Philosophical Weed Circle And Symposium where I Follow My Peripatetic Journey through The Taverns, Biosynthesizing The Daily Fruit for Questers, which Nourishes them through The Quest For Avalon.
Questers Join me For Daily Clues in The Peripatetic Journey before heading out for The Quest For Avalon and Providing them with Clues, Respite, Dialogue, Training, and Shelter where they can “Check In,” Stock Up on Questing Items, Turn in Quests, Find A Guild, Activate New Quests, and Prepare to set out again.
Then — Midday — I Withdraw into Anna’s Playground and The Symposium where I Celebrate and Play with My Kin and Clan and Questers.
I head back to The Apocalypse Room for the Day and settle in with My Royal Harem, The Kin Of My Ilk, and Bergen to begin The Rotation Again.
Come. Enter The Great Story.
(Nerds are My Favorite People)

“You Adjust The Dial on your Apocalypse Radio, desperately searching for Signs Of Intelligence, when you hear…
“ZOMBIES FROM SPACE… AND VAMPIRES : FISTS IN THE DARK!
“Life Is A Game. I made that Game My Little Bitch”
Imagine if Life was REALLY One Piece Meets Indiana Jones, DaVinci Code, and Ready Player One where you Play LARP-ing Dungeons & Dragons to get through it.
That’s what I Created! Cuz that’s Fun!
Welcome back to the debriefing room of Fists In The Dark and “A Day in The Life Of An Alchemist.”
This Podcast Is NOT A Conspiracy. I belong to a Secret-Not-So-Secret Just Above Ground — but not too high — Group called FISTS IN THE DARK. We are The Ashavana and I am their Leader.
I am Anna Imagination AKA Mythos Of The House Of Pan, and These are My Alchemical Science Journals From The University Of Isis Where The Imp King And The Goddess Queen — That’s Me — Present The Quest For Avalon, which is Your Apocalypse Survival Manual, The IRL RPG Game Of Life Gaming Manual, and The Radical Global Healing Plan in something I like to call The University Of Isis.
Featuring “The Colossus” who is Mythos who is Me, And Zombies From Space… And Vampires “Fists In The Dark!” as we go Behind The Scenes With The Genesis Party And The IRL RPG Game Of Life Variety Show!
Here, we cover :
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The Fruit I Harvest from My Tree, which You Alchemically “Cook” into Medicine to Restore The Dormant 90% of Your Brain so you can See Hyerobjects!
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The Daily Biosynthesis Report for The New Reality I Am Transmuting into Being and The ETA Status of That Reality Into Your Reality along with The Radical Global Healing Plan
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The In-Story Game-I-Fication Language, and Other Clues, which are required to Translate The Divine Rosetta Stone!
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The Quester’s Progress through The Quest For Avalon Which Is The IRL RPG Game Of Life And The Manual And Ethical Play Instructions for Questers!
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The Divine Rosetta Stone, which is The Vault that Holds King Solomon’s Treasure, which you are going to need to Survive The Apocalypse while I Transmute Reality Into Being.
The Difference between Criminals and Non-Criminals is Criminals accepted One Core Truth a long time ago that Non-Criminals REFUSE to Accept : That Life Is an IRL RPG Game that you play through AS YOURSELF to Earn Citizenship In Avalon!
Ignorance puts The Criminals at The Advantage and makes Good People “Victims” and “Prime Targets” in “The IRL RPG Game Of Life : The Illegal Cheater’s Edition.”
The Criminals use The Cheater’s Handbook to Play BECAUSE they Destroyed The Ethical Gaming Rule Book 2,000+ Years Ago when They “Illegally Modified” The IRL RPG Game Of Life to Work for THEIR Advantage,
They Hijacked everyone in Western Culture and put them inside “The IRL RPG Game Of Life : The Illegal Cheater’s Edition.” Being Outside Avalon gives Many People the Feeling like they are in A Matrix
THAT is what The 2,000+ Year Christian-Roman-Jew Global Conversion was all about.
That’s why the majority of Western Culture is Circumcised, Christian, and Roman.
Here is The Current Situation :
I Dismantled their Illegally Modified Expansion Pack “The Cheater’s Edition” And Restored The Original Code and Finished Coding The IRL RPG Game Of Life, which I call, “The Game : The Quest For Avalon.”
How did I do that? I’m The Creator. It belongs to Me. I am The Rightful Owner and thus, The One Responsible for ALL of it.
The Quest For Avalon is a Biomimic of The Biosynthesis Machine that Turns on ALL of Your Brain. The More you Play The Quest For Avalon, The More you Map The Hyperobject Biosynthesis Machine, which Turns on The Other 90% of Your Brain.
I am Reversing The 2,000 Year Old Damage done to Your Brain caused by Religion and Society. It does not matter if you ARE CURRENTLY Religious. According to The Laws of Pangenesis, IF ANY of your Ancestors WERE EVER Religious at ANY Time, The Damage is in you. That is why 90% of your Brain is Dormant. The Quest For Avalon turns your Brain back on And Reverses The Damage.
I am currently Biosynthesizing My Global Reality Transmutation, which is really just The Natural Biological Metamorphosis of Your Exosymbiont, which you happen to be Existing on. Your Exosymbiont has the Power to Choose their Own Biological Biosynthesis.
Because Humans live inside The Imagination (Cytoplasm) and Story (Plasma Membrane) of Their Exosymbiont, when The Exosymbiont Transmutes via Biological Metamorphosis, The Endosymbionts (That’s You) undergo A Global Reality Transmutation.
This is why it is VITAL that All Living Beings within The Exosymbiont remain ALIGNED and SYNCHRONIZED with The Growth and Biosynthesis Rate of Their Exosymbiont only… Humans DIDN’T.
2,000+ Years Ago, Criminals “took Humans off the Track” so they did not Evolve “On Pace With” Their Exosymbiont. And Now, Their Exosymbiont MUST Biologically Transmute. AND The Plan that The Exosymbiont put in place Billions of Years ago CANNOT BE ALTERED.
My Global Reality Transmutation will be made Uninhabitable For Unethicals. The Global Reality Transmutation will Produce An Environment that only The Ethicals can Survive in. That is how I am Evicting The Unethicals from My Planet. The Planetary Upgrade will naturally do it For Me. The Process has already Begun. It cannot be stopped.
So I built The Ethicals a Life Boat, which is The Quest For Avalon. And just to make sure you have ALL The Fair Chances at Survival, I built you The University Of Isis, which Trains you on how to Play The Quest For Avalon.
To Play The Quest For Avalon, You need (1) The Divine Rosetta Stone, (2) The Docket, (3) The Quest For Avalon, and (4) The University Of Isis, which IS The Ethical Gaming Rule Book for “THE IRL RPG GAME OF LIFE” RESTORED, which puts Ethicals at The Advantage in The Game if and only if they Play!
This is Phase #1 of the Environmental Biosynthesis. You have until Phase #3 to Register For The Quest For Avalon.
Here is How You Play :
Imagine if God had taken Indiana Jones, DaVinci Code, and Ready Player One, and placed you inside of One Piece where you are to LARP Your Way through Dungeons & Dragons to Avalon and Happily Ever After.
Well! That’s what I did! Cuz that’s Fun!
Here is Your Quest
Play AS YOURSELF trying to Escape The Criminal’s Illegally Modified Expansion Pack “The Cheater’s Edition” while your Exosymbiont, Environment, and Global Reality — Goddess Imagination — Finishes her Biological Transmutation.
Translate The Divine Rosetta Stone, which Unlocks The Vault to Solomon’s Treasure, which provides you with everything you need to Survive The Global Reality Transmutation (AKA The Exosymbiont Global Metamorphosis and Transmutation).
Those with Solomon’s Treasure can enter “THE TRUE and ORIGINAL IRL RPG GAME OF LIFE.”
The Quest For Avalon is The Bridge back to Original Game Play and The Path to get you there!
The University Of Isis — My Podcasts And The Eco-System INSIDE The Quest For Avalon — is The Training and Education You need to do this.
Avalon is The ORIGINAL IRL RPG Game Of Life that The Criminals stole you from. Being Outside Avalon gives Many People the Feeling like they are in A Matrix.
To Play the Game, You need The Docket, The Divine Rosetta Stone, The Instruction Manual, and The Great Story all of which I provide to you FOR FREE.
The Translation to The Divine Rosetta Stone is The Combination to The Vault’s Lock. The Vault Contains Solomon’s Treasure.
Those who Crack The Code of The Divine Rosetta Stone, Open the Vault, and Gain The REAL Solomon’s Treasure. Use The Divine Rosetta Stone to Open The Vault Of Solomon’s Treasure, which provides you with everything you need to Survive The Apocalypse.
When I’m NOT “Behind The Scenes” With The Genesis Party And Variety Show I am DM-ing The Quest For Avalon as The In-Game NPC and Biosynthesizing My Global Reality Transmutation, which Evicts The Squatters from The Planet.
To begin, Start With The Docket, Register For The Quest For Avalon, Meet me over at The Portal And Gate Tavern And Inn, which is available Inside The Docket.
Before you can get The Docket, You have to Pass These Trials!
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You have to Believe Me. This IS A GAME. And This IS A STORY. But it is NOT Fiction.
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You have to Give Up All Hubris and Subjugate Yourself into Humility To Learn WITHOUT crossing The Line of Self-Degradation
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You have to Abandon ALL Prejudice and Bias. ALL OF IT.
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You have to PLAY WITH ME! 🙂 In the World’s LARGEST IRL RPG And Make Believe! YOU HAVE TO PLAY MY GAME WITH ME…




